Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year 2010

All my blog readers....Wish u a very Happy New Year 2010



Andariki New Year subhakanskhalu...Wish u a happy new year 2010...Wish u lots of success and happiness this year and let us hope that you come up with flying colors in this year....

Keep rocking and regards..,
Sriram Mallik.



Wednesday, December 30, 2009

EXPRESSION OF TRUE LOVE...NICE STORY



Oka heart touching love story....True love ki ardham cheppela undi ee article...Click read more...!

Love the story so just wanna share it...Have a nice day!

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her,
while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party,
he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being
polite, she promised.




They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to
say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please; let me go
home.... suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt?
I'd like to put it in my coffee."



Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put
the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have
this hobby?
He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like
playing in the sea, and I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the
taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always
think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I
miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled
his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom
of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who
loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also
started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her
family.


That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They
continued to date.
She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had
tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but
she almost missed him!
Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess
married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life...


And,
every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee as she
knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so
nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt.
It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that
could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many
times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to
lie to you for anything. Now I'm dying, I m afraid of nothing so I tell you
the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I
have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel
sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness
for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee
again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the
taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.

*Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive,
not 2 c but 2 understand,
not 2 hear but 2 listen,
not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!! *

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you
like will leave you for the one they love.. Find a guy, who calls you
beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who
will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your
forehead.Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is
constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is
to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..that's her."


Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

LAUGH FOR A WHILE :)


Read this post and laugh for some time...Sorry female readers....idi just for fun and nt to hurt anyone.....Konni girls profiles frm matrimonial sites....Click read more...!

These are Girls profiles taken from Matrimony sites These are actual
ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything
is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...
__________________________________________________ _____
- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore..
if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
__________________________________________________ _____
i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
__________________________________________________ _____
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more
than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
__________________________________________________ _____
i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
__________________________________________________ _____
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
__________________________________________________ _____
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
__________________________________________________ _____
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
__________________________________________________ _____
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
__________________________________________________ _____
iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?)
__________________________________________________ _____
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
__________________________________________________ _____
iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
__________________________________________________ _____
hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
__________________________________________________ _____
Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)

Keep smiling..Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Love Vs Friendship


This is one of the finest differentiation i have ever seen regarding LOVE and friendship..Click read more..!

Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust.
Love is when you feel like you are the only two around.
Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care.
Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart.
Friendship is being close even when you are far apart.
Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart
when they are not near.
Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best.
Love is when you bring them the very best.
Friendship occupies your mind.
Love occupies your soul.
Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there
when in need.
Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side.
Friendship is a warm smile in the winter.
Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart.
Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares:
A tender laugh, which opens your heart,
A single touch that melts away your fears,
A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven,
A voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth.
Friendship can survive without love.
Love cannot live without friendship.


Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Our reaction to the deeds of our father


Oka father manakosam eam chesaru,daniki pratiga manam eam chesam ane topic meeda focus chestu ee article...Click read more..!






At the age below 5 your dad makes you learn your first steps by holding your hands. You thanked him by running away from him.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.



When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door
locked.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he cried and told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

My sincere request by posting this article is only to realise the mistake (if you are committing) regarding your parents...Please take care of them cause they are everything for us...Remember that there will be a day surely in your life where you will have few tears in your eyes when you will not have your parents with you., thinking about a bit of negligence that you might have shown towards your parents...Please realise this mistake right now and take care of your parents
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Value of relationships..!


Relationships anevi chala jagrattaga handle cheyalsinavi..Avi lekunda manam undalemu..Vaati importance ni teliyachestu oka article..Mee andari kosam..click read more..!


It’s another morning..Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today’s news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange…One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe
pain in my chest, but I don’t remember anything after that, I think I had a
sound sleep. Its morning now, ohh….. It’s already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee? I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me. Where is everyone…??? I screamed. “I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check.” I said to myself.
So many people….. Not all of them crying…But why some of them crying…
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor… “I AM HERE” … I shouted!!! No one listen.
“LOOK I AM NOT DEAD” … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room. “Am I dead??” I asked myself. Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends? I found them in the next room, all of them were crying… still trying to console each other. My wife was crying… she was really looking sad. My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad. How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m … just because of u ?? How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being there always when
I need them… and sorry for not being there when they really need me..



I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears… Oh… he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, “Dear friend… I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.” No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry… even then!!! I really don’t care for such people.

But one sec…. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.My goodness… AM I REALLY DEAD??? I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying… “OHH ALMIGHTY!!!!

PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…” I just wasn’t to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them. My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful. “YOU R BEAUTIFUL” I shouted.She didn’t hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
“GOD!!!!” I screamed… a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . I cried…
One more chance please… to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my
life….
Then I looked up and cried!!!!I shouted….“GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!”

"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?" I was sleeping….Oh that was just a dream….. My wife was there… she can hear me…
This is the happiest moment of my life…I hugged her and whispered…. “U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE…. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR”
I can’t understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy…. :)
“THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.”


So, Now it’s not late.. Forget your egos, past…... and express your love to others………. Be friendly…………… keep smiling and be happy for ever… Love u all......

Regards,
Sriram Mallik.


An old parent's agony

Aged parents feelings ela untayo ani cheppe ee article mee kosam..vallani manam ela chuskovala ani telusukovalante...Click read more...!




An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his
45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow". After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, “What is this?" At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow". A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?" This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"


A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-


"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child". While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed. So... If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me. They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".

Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.

A wonderful story written by a S/w engineer

Oka software engineer,rasina story...Chala excellent ga ee story rasi oka pedda MNC lo job sampadinchesadu...Aa story mekosam..Click read more..!


On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase "appraisal letter" on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body's neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer.
I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the appraisal details where typed in flying colors. Thunders broke into my ears and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on which the appraisal details were printed.... My heart poured out for the guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying "no wonder, this guy died such a miserable death"... As a fellow worker in the same industry, I thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking at the near to nothing increment in his salary.

While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee's name in the appraisal letter...hey, what a strange co-incidence, this guy's name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting. With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly like me. Same looks, same built, same name.... it was me who was dead there!!!!!!!! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in fear to see who was behind......... Splash!!! Went the glass of water on my laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, "Wake up man!

Come to meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready".


Idi story...Chala baga rasadu kada...Keep smiling :)

Funny Indian Cartoonz

Mana Indian cartoons chala funny ga untayi ani general ga andaru antaru so alanti konni funniest cartoons..Mee andari kosam...Click read more..!


Keep Smiling....

The actual meaning of "Celebration"


New year vachestondi.....Andaru ela celebrate cheskovalani plannings chestu busy ga untaru..ilanti time lo CELEBRATION ante eanti,actual hidden meaning eanti ane concept tho ee post...Click Read More...!

Celebration means......
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.
Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.
Celebration means.....
Maggi noodles.
Your friends.
A hostel room.
4.25am.
Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.
Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.
Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.
You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,
But to celebrate
All you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones
Forget the Things that made you sad.....
Remember those that made you glad.....
Forget the troubles that passed away......
Remember the blessings that come each day !!!!!
Keep Rocking ! ! ! ! !

Happy New year in advance :)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Nice Moral

This is one of the most wonderful mails I have ever come across...REALLY IT'S BEAUTIFUL...Click read more for the pic...!




In the pic, just look at their condition...there is no place to sleep,
still they have made some space for the cat & the dog... water is pouring
from the roof but still each 1 of them has a peaceful smile on their
face..simply amazing!!!!!
MORAL: The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

The sweetest form of friendship


Iddari friends madhya sweetest form of Friendship gurinchi chala heart touching ga cheppe ee article mee kosam...Click read more...!



TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH... THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE:
"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE".THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, AFTER HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"
THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.
THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN AN ENTIRE LIFE TO FORGET THEM.

DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE

Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Bill Gates 11 Rules




Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School *about 11 things they did
not and will not learn in school*. He talks about how feel-good, politically
correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality
and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.Click read more...!

Rule 1* : Life is not fair - get used to it! *

Rule 2*: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. *

Rule 3*: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You
won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. *

Rule 4:* If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.*

Rule 5: *Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had
a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. *

Rule 6:* If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.*

Rule 7:* Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you
save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
delousing the closet in your own room. *

Rule 8:* Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll
give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't
bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. *

Rule 9*: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and
very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on
your own time. *

Rule 10:* Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. *

Rule 11:* Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Chala bagunnayi kada...So student readers and my dear friends....try to follow atleast some of these :D


Women Vs Men



Adavallaki magavallaki unna differences point out chestu funny post...Click Read more...!


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....


Male readers: Please scroll down

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!


Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our advise to stop!

When things go wrong...!


When things go wrong,meeru immediate ga eam cheyalo teliyalante click read more...!




When things go wrong,

When sadness fills your heart,

When tears flow in your eyes,


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Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!
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My friend's uncle is Selling Tissue Papers




          Buy 1, Get 1 Free...



Thursday, December 24, 2009

Sardar's TV

Oka sardar intilo LCD flat screen tv ni chupistunnam...

Just for FUN......Keep :)
Click read more