LOVE IS SWEET...Cute love letter by a kid :D

Friends,here is a small but a very cute love letter written by a kid....See how sweet the gal replies him...Click read more...!!

Keep rocking..!!
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Recharge your mobile every month for free..!!

Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process:

Its a little length but its worth it.. waste of few seconds but saves loads of money.. trust me.. i tried it this month an it works....Click read more...!!

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all for you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH),AIRTEL, Spice & BSNL users only,sorry for idea,BPL and reliance users and is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal , who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 15th & 16th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.

1.) ** Dial "1415007" using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from
TV when the station is finish)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow


5.) ** punch in the pin number "011785 45227 00734" and wait for the
operator finish repeating the above pin number.



6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat,
dial "0405-for AIRTEL,

404-for ORANGE (HUTCH)" .

404 for Spice

404-for BSNL" .

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction



8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second


9.) ** once the noise stop, dial "4455147" follow by "146"



10.) ** after about 5 second, dial "1918" after 3 second dial "4451"


11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number "01174452271145527" you will hear dial tone.



12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial "55524785933" you will hear "
please key in your password"



13.) ** the password is " ****2+253+7891*+546322 " wait for the
message "your password accepted"



14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey number " now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number



15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial "1566" and you will hear "re-confirm emey number"



16.) ** once you hear that message, dial "6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone number"



17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial "1007"



18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your emey number is accepted"



19.) ** continue dial "4566" you will hear "your password is accepted"


20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number


21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying


............

22.) "NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"

Now Get back to your work,or make others smile by passing this message :D

Hope you laughed for a while and nw dont look for me....I was effected like this toooooooo ;)

Keep rocking,

Regards,

Sriram Mallik.

Funny "Valentine Day Quotes"

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
Anonymous

"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely."
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house."
Anonymous

"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."
Hoosier Farmer

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
Erich Segal

"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun."
Anonymous

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees."
Aerosmith

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
Jules Renard

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
Peter Ustinov

"Love is a grave mental disease."
Plato

Funny redefinitions

Some re-definitions for well known phrases or words...Might be a bit funny but interesting...Felt like sharing with you all....Click read more...!

School:

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:

A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

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Love Affairs:

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic:

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Hope you like them...Keep rocking..!
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Typical Human Relations(funny)

Hey readers....Ram is back again wid another funny post....Present generation lo relations madhyalo ela untunayi thoughts ani cheppataniki ee funny post....Not to point out anyone,edo saradaga navvukuntaru ani....Thnx to Raju annaya :)

Keep rocking....!
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Friendship-another way to explain it in a funny way

Hey readers,here is a small pictorial representation of friendship...Its a bit funny but has a nice message...Click read more...!

Funny isnt it...?Thnxx to HK Raju annaya for sharing this....Keep rocking..!
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Kids cute love letters...!

Small kids maatalu,cheshtalu chala baguntayi...alantide ee article...1st class children madhya sarada love letter...Click read more....!

To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintumol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you.

You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come...

yours lovely,
Tutumon
Std 1 B

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Reply....by Tintumol....

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.

I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

me you love , you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with
pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol...

Is it nice..??Keep smiling,Take care..
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Man-Donkey-Woman

Saradaga net lo surf chestu unte dorikina article.Relationship that is derived between a donkey-man-woman...Chadivi navvukondi...Click read more..!

The funniest equations that relate man,woman and a donkey together.....Jus check them out and keep smiling :D

*Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

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Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

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Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!


Keep smiling...Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Funniest Reason for putting MicroSoft under auction(FOR SALE)

BillGates is planning to put Microsoft for sale....The reason behind this is as shown below...Bill Gates athani company Microsoft ni sale cheyalani decide ayadu and aa reason eanto telusukovalante click readmore..!

The main Reason behind this..... Billgates received a letter from our dear Sardar Banta Singh of Punjab.

- It read as follows:-

To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft,
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
and he ran up to Bhatinda! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but
was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go
after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS

Now Bill Gates has to start discussions about these problems :-p :D



Keep smiling,
Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

LAUGH FOR A WHILE :)

Read this post and laugh for some time...Sorry female readers....idi just for fun and nt to hurt anyone.....Konni girls profiles frm matrimonial sites....Click read more...!

These are Girls profiles taken from Matrimony sites These are actual
ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything
is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...
__________________________________________________ _____
- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore..
if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
__________________________________________________ _____
i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
__________________________________________________ _____
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more
than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
__________________________________________________ _____
i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
__________________________________________________ _____
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
__________________________________________________ _____
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
__________________________________________________ _____
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
__________________________________________________ _____
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
__________________________________________________ _____
iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?)
__________________________________________________ _____
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
__________________________________________________ _____
iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
__________________________________________________ _____
hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
__________________________________________________ _____
Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)

Keep smiling..Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

Funny Indian Cartoonz

Mana Indian cartoons chala funny ga untayi ani general ga andaru antaru so alanti konni funniest cartoons..Mee andari kosam...Click read more..!

Keep Smiling....